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                             \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Soft, worn-in cotton that feels like an old favorite and a tiny cheeky celebration stitched across the chest. This heavyweight, garment-dyed tee shows a smiling wedge of cheese and the line “AGING LIKE FINE CHEESE. SHARP AND FULL OF LIFE.” It sits relaxed on the body, breaks in with each wash, and keeps its shape thanks to double-needle seams and pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton. Wear it to low-key birthdays, backyard BBQs, or when you want to toast midlife with a grin. The understated graphic and roomy, comfy cut make it easy to layer under a flannel or wear solo while you catch up with friends and laugh about the years. Available in a wide range of colors and sizes so you can pick the shade that best matches your vibe.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton for long-lasting comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz\/yd²) with relaxed fit\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for soft color and lived-in texture\u003cbr\u003e- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability\u003cbr\u003e- Sizes S–4XL, pre-shrunk, sewn-in label\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Mustard \/ S","offer_id":53776459891053,"sku":"45570803062617419606","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Mustard \/ 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